~~~ J O K E S ~~~

[Nobel_Hargon]

Avan kekura kelvikalai parthu. avan kudumbam avanei kaluthu neruki kondrupange.

[ninja_guy]

eheheheh......kandippa....

[Sun_is_Limit]

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".


ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER:Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.




There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baarat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?" ...... Comes the reply, "Ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!"

[Nobel_Hargon]

err sun saar joke good but what is it that it is said in the hindi language for the sadharji joke?

[Sun_is_Limit]

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[ninja_guy]

adedada ippo nah kekuren...plz translate the hindi version and the tamil version sarr.....

[Sun_is_Limit]

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[ninja_guy]

aiyayo sarrr...tirumbi tirumbi tamil font'leye type pannuringaleh...please roman'le type pannunga sarr.....

[vilirai]

So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?" ......

meaning:why u all dancing instead of being sad

Comes the reply, "Ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!"

meaning: yes ji! yes ji! very happy!!! this is first time a sardar died of *brain* tumor

paheli baar==first time

mara==died

[Sun_is_Limit]

ninja, appada prachanai theernthathu. thanks Vili

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[ninja_guy]

ehehehhe....Vili akka...unge puthu translator'aa????

good good.....

[ninja_guy]

Ithu Thirunelveli Alwa'vum ille, Malaysia Klang Alwa'vum ille....[:D]


An Arab needed heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. Because the gentleman had rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Ceylonese named Navaratnam was located who had similar type of blood. The Ceylonese willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Ceylonese as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Rolls, diamonds, lapis lazuli jewelry, and a million US dollars.

Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Ceylonese who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Ceylonese a thank You card and a jar of Almond Halwa sweets.

The Ceylonese was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Ceylonese's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner.

The Arab replied - Aiyaa - now I have Ceylonese blood in my veins!

[saitan]

lol

[ninja_guy]

saitan sarr.....we (minV members) prefer your wakakakak siripu......

[Sun_is_Limit]

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